Please Help The Invisible Children
I know there’s a serious issue here. Click that link and fuck off if you are easily offended.
My thought when I saw this wasn’t about the serious issue. It was about the fantastical issue. What if we really had invisible children?
Do you have any idea how much danger these invisible kids would be in? Sure the ones who made it to adulthood would be superheroes and could spy on evil-doers awesomely. But when they were young they’d be constantly in danger of getting into hazards unobserved. It’s hard enough to keep visible babies out of trouble. Can you imagine the invisible?
How do you notice when your invisible baby begins to crawl? To walk? Is the little invisible too close to the wires?
Say you are in a playground. You hear your baby crying. Did she fall off the jungle gym? Where’s the crying coming from? Is she in the sandbox?
Also other kids would constantly be taking her toys because they’d assume they were unattended.
What a crisis real invisible babies would be!
