Two years ago I was inventing YouTube writing about YouTube for the New York Times and I wrote to this girl to ask her some questions. She didn’t exactly believe I was writing for the Times.

“lol NY Times, ok dude. Sure I’ll call you, then next thing I know we’re in the back seat of your car behind a McDonald’s and you claim that you ‘forgot’ the rubbers but it’s okay because you’ve ‘had a vasectomy’ and your case of scabies has ‘cleared up’.”