Restless Leg Syndrome: The Latest STD
It’s been forever since we had a new sexually transmitted disease, so I’m proposing Restless Leg Syndrome. I mean, have you ever tried to sleep next to someone with RLS? Okay, me neither. In fact, I half suspect that there’s no such thing as restless leg syndrome.
But let’s assume it is a real condition. And then let’s assume it’s transmitted through sex. Because how horrifying would it be to lie in bed next to some one after a night of passion and notice a twitching leg?
“Damn, man. Now I’ve got the RSL bug too,” you’d think. And then you’d fall asleep, knowing it would be your last night of non-twitchy rest.