Books Are Stupid Because
6. You’re illiterate.
I’ll let you visit me so you can experience the awesomeness of books. But you’ll just want to put up a video of it. So I should probably rescind the offer. Except I won’t.
Come by if you want to experience literacy.
1. They take up an insane amount of room
2. They are heavy
3. They smell funny
4. They tell strangers who visit way too much about yourself
5. They’re a fire hazard