I'm Off-Setting Your Carbon Footprint Off-Set
You people need to stop attempting to reduce your carbon footprints. Anytime I hear someone is engaging in this ridiculous behavior, I am growing my carbon imprint to compensate. If I even suspect you are reducing your carbon footprint, I’m going to start off-setting. Since I’m off-setting your carbon footprint reduction, you aren’t actually doing any good. (You weren’t anyway, but now you don’t even have the excuse of misplaced faith.)