Horseman Pass By
For the record, I am against anyone who tries to turn Balk into a do-gooder. Stay golden, pony boy. The world improvers are the menaces. Disolute decadence is the only position acceptable.
According to this, Balk’s biggest fan is this girl. Didn’t she fuck Brian Van after a proposition in a Gawker comment thread? Balk, dude, while you have the attention of all the kids, maybe you could tell them to volunteer or something instead of believing in this generation’s “snark to salvation” path. I mean, bitch and cry about the ails of the world all you want, but fuckin’ christ, pick up a shovel already. Hey, another installment of Nate’s Chinatown Taxidermy Tour is tonight! No racists allowed!