January 2010
29 posts
Gavin McInnes: Just say no to hipster porn. →
My Latest 24 Recap: Jack Does Jack →
If what separates us from Jack Baur is just our failings, that tells us something about ourselves. Most of us would like to think we wouldn’t torture someone to get information we wanted. We wouldn’t knowingly lead a reformed criminal to his death, as Renee did last night. But is that because we’re good — or because we’re weak?
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Are the predictive search terms on Google... →
I’m trying to get Google to answer the questions raised in the link above.
Chappaquiddick baiting by Coakley team? →
Here’s the secret reason Democrats in MA keep saying crazy things like this:
“Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?”
Blind Men Prefer A Low Waist-To-Hip Ratio →
Speaking of which, there should be a tumblr called “This is why you’re hot.”
Blonde women have 'warlike' streak →
This explains a lot, actually.
Obama Advisers Believe Coakley Will Lose →
Healthcare reform may be dead before arrival.
US Officials Reveal New Concern Over Terror Attack →
IT BEGINS: The White House Just Sided With Google... →
Diversity social mores make people stupid →
Smart people know less than dumb people when it comes to issues involving race, sex and diversity.
WatchI love you, Mindy Jones.
Deutsche Bank Took The Coffee Cups Away From... →
Echoes of “coffee is for closers” but with an environmental twist.
The Most Important Breakfast Nook In The World
Stephen Schwarzman sits in front of the breakfast table.
It’s not just any breakfast table. It’s the most important breakfast table in the world. It was built for John F. Kennedy by an Italian marble worker who died mysteriously during the cold war. Kennedy never ate at the table, however. He was assassinated too early. Later it was acquired by Nancy Reagan for her husband, the former...
Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Graduate School →
cityofbridges:
johncarney:
Unless you are already extremely wealthy or well-connected.
… if you care about money. If you can be poor and happy, go to graduate school.
Actually, this isn’t really even a decent answer.
The problem is that if you pursue a Ph.D. you probably won’t be able to land a job at any wage in your field. At least, not one that will pay for the debt load...
WatchCrap. The “launch party” or whatever (wrap party) for this video is tonight in Williamsburg but I can’t go. I bet it’ll be awesome.
Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Graduate School →
Unless you are already extremely wealthy or well-connected.
formspring.me: DealBreaker and Bess Levin Edition
spiers:
Why does Bess Levin not get more recognition? Minus the piece she was just featured in for the NYO. I never hear her name mention, when talking about these Gen Y bloggers, yet she probably has a more loyal following. Explain por favor.
I do not know. This is one of the great mysteries of the blogosphere, right up there with how Andrew Sullivan can have sex for 12 straight hours without...
It's Way Too Early In The Year For This Shit
So Gavin didn’t win the Hipster of the Decade contest.
Because people are retarded. Gavin pretty much invented “hipster” as a less violent version of punk for kids who missed out on the real thing. And he made millions doing it. He defined the style, the attitude and which drugs and drinks were acceptable to hipsters. But, whatevs, some other guy was voted hipster of the...
How To Cure Your Hangover In 5 Easy Steps
fek:
NEITHER IS SELF-HELP BLOGGING JOHN KINDLY FUCKOFF SOME OF US ARE WORKING SHHH PLEASE THANKS. The next person to blog advice about how to live my life in the future that isn’t The David Attenborough of Drinking in Manhattan, John Carney, I will not only unfollow, but I will also find someone to pull on your uvula until you’re puking up stomach lining. Although if you’re delivering egg...
How To Cure Your Hangover In 5 Easy Steps
I’m glad you brought in the decade with a bang. If we’re going to make this the best decade ever, we’re going to have to throw a lot of parties. Last night was a sign that we’re up to the task.
This morning you are feeling kind of low. Your head hurts and your thoughts are fuzzy. Your stomache is staging a rebellion. It tastes like a cat slept in your mouth and died there....
Hova vs. Green Day
As much as I want to root for the punks, last night’s New Year’s Eve performances make it very clear that Green Day mostly produces prom music these days. Jay-Z, on the other hand, makes music that makes you want to dance. And, really, that’s what punk
music is supposed to make you want to do.
Can't Be Defeated!
Well, I think it’s pretty clear that I won that decade. If tonight is any indication, I’m the fave to win the next ten years too.
The score so far: 4-0.
I’m undefeated.